don't stop believing

lostinanticipation:

It’s scary, how easily
you can say
cruel things about her
when she isn’t around.
It makes me wonder,
do you do and say
the same when I’m not around?

It’s scary, how easily
you gave up on her.
It makes me wonder,
would you easily
give up on me too?

It’s scary, how easily
you replaced her.
It makes me wonder,
how easily an quickly
could you replace me?

kool-koreenuh:

I thought the “luckies” was us four.

Apparently now it’s you three and her.

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

fiercezucchini:

dianna taking pictures with men: “Uhh awkward side hug? Maybe a slight little smile yep. Nailed it.” 
Dianna taking pictures with a female: “My happy howdy land would like to meet yours … shhhh let me rest my face on yours, shhhh. What do you mean my hands in an inappropriate spot? … Do you want to get naked and wear bed sheets and take pictures?” 

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

2xfetuskind:

nohetero:

discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up for a credit card. unfortunately for them they included a business reply mail envelope that they have to pay the postage for when used

This is horrible, im at a starbucks and i just broke down laughing, everyone is looking at me and someone asked whats so funny and I just whispered “Dickbutt” and the dude net to me starting dying too this is infectioous

mscreepydark:

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

It really don’t go with the pattern on the carpet.